The Broward county medical examiner has concluded his investigation into the death of world champion roach eater Eddie Archbold. If you don't remember Eddie, there was a video posted of him winning this roach eating contest in Florida. The prize: a python. Unfortunately Eddie never got to claim his prize cause moments after the contest ended he keeled over dead. Big mystery. COULD HE HAVE BEEN POISONED BY A RIVAL ROACH EATER? Or is eating a shitload of bugs just a stupid idea?
Now thanks to a thorough investigation we have our answers. Eddie Archbold died of...choking to death on bug parts. Oh so ramming insects indiscriminately down your throat sometimes blocks up the breathing passage, leading to asphyxiation? If only Eddie had known this. He might still be with us today. Rocking his frosted tips. Strumming his guitar (I have no idea if he ever strummed a guitar). Bringing his light to the world. Alas, Eddie didn't realize the dangers of his hobby. Maybe he wouldn't have stopped anyway. Maybe he just LOVED COMPETITIVE ROACH EATING TOO MUCH. If so...fucking MORON.
Source:
http://www.thedailycrabbie.com/2012/11/autopsy-results-eddie-archbold-choked.html