Eddie Murphy was is the most-overpaid actor according to Forbes, with his movies earning $2.30 for every dollar paid to him. Eddie, Go Take a Nap! If I pay you a dollar and only get $2.30 back, how am I supposed to eat a bunch of cheap tacos all day? [We will pay anyone a dollar for $2.30.--Eds.]
Kristin Cavallari said that The Hills was a fake show. Oh, Really? I thought it was more real than reality at times. [We knew it was fake as soon as we saw those crane shots.--Eds.]
And West Virginia senator Joe Manchin has asked MTV to not air the new show Buckwild because it panders to “ugly, inaccurate stereotypes” of people from West Virginia. Joe, Go Take a Nap! Any publicity is good publicity. So what if it makes everyone think everyone in West Virginia gets drunk and plays in mud all day? [We would get drunk in the mud for $2.30.--Eds.]
Source:
http://www.gotakeanap.com/blog/2012/12/09/choo-train/