This complaint was actually posed to me.
Someone I knew told me that they didn’t like what I write. They said that my sense of humor was rude, dark, often perverted and my view on life was awful. With them in mind I would like to share a much more sophisticated joke as told by Eddie Murphy:
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks: “Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit says “no” so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
How’s that?
Source:
http://sirtilc42.wordpress.com/2013/01/10/dear-hater/